Me: whine whine, moan moan
Ariane: bitch bitch whine emo cry cry ow
Me: yes
Me: we should do this more often
Ariane: hmm
Ariane: yes
Me: grar
Ariane: fraf
Me: meow
Ariane: REOWRARAREWJGKREM
Me: hissssss
Ariane: ffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttt
Me: cough, gag
Ariane: hack hack
Me: groan........
Ariane: whine.............
Me: i dont know about you but i feel better
Ariane: hey
Ariane: me too
Ariane: how rare!

List of Secret Codes to Make Telling People Certain Things Easier
OR
List of Secret Codes for No Purpose but to Confuse the Heck Out of Everyone Else:

1.) The Monkey Flies at Midnight!
-Secretly: The Monkey sits on its ass at noon.
2.) The Turtle Eats Cheese at Midnight!
-Secretly: The Turtle Smokes Weed at Noon.
3.) Wow, those bounty paper towels really are absorbent.
-Secretly: Somebody died.
4.) There's a monkey in my soup.
-Secretly: I'm sick. Damn the flu.
5.) Chicken Calzone!
-Secretly: I'm tired and am now stealing your sleep.
6.) Beef Stew!
-Secretly: I want to wake up, take my sleep.
7.) AHHH THE TAMBOURINES ARE STALKING ME!!!
-Secretly: I'm updating my fanfiction.
8.) I'm stalking the tambourines!
-Secretly: I'm reading fanfiction.
9.)Experience the world of monkey crackers
-Secretly: I think I'm crazy

"He has enemies all right, but they all like him"

"If they tried to rush me, I'd always say I've got only one other speed, and it's slower"

"I don't use any particular method. I'm from the 'Let's pretend' School of Acting"

"She cut off her nipples with garden shears, you call that normal?"

'Qual diavolo ti tocca?' means 'What the hell's wrong?' but literally translated it means 'What devil molests you?'

'Some people say that insanity is a disease and humanity is the cure. But I say that humanity is a disease, and the cure is the constant belief that I am a fish.'

"Why did you say nipples?!"

"Come on, are you gonna pass me or play with yourself?"

Things that are Demon Spawn....
-That dumb girl from French class
-People that consider you for what you look like not what you act like
-People who think that 'funner sounds more better'
-Things that lie in wait on the ground where you have forgotten them and are just waiting for you to trip over them
-My father
-Well, both my parents
-People who say they'll call you back or come over but they never do and you end up wasting a day waiting for that asshole when you could've been having fun with another
-Toonami for playing the same sequence every damn time they show a show and therefore ruining the moment every time I wish death on something
-People who name their twins names that rhyme, because it guarantees that at least half the people that meet them will have trouble distinguishing between them
-Squirrels
-Demon Spawn
-Newgrounds because they just won't load
-Matt's Mom
-And his Dad
-His sister too
-His dog that ate Sergey's piece of pizza
-Tom Cruise thinking he can be a samurai
-Rich people who act like poor people to steal your money
-Tenchi Masaki
-Other random assorted things
-Sluts who pretend to be prudes
-Stalkers
-Mr.Davenport aka Colonel Sanders aka Nazi Santa Claus
-Tremeres, apparently
-Martha Stewart
-White Michael Jackson
-The Whos down in Whoville, especially when they sing that song that no one actually knows the words to
-Blinking Lights that won't stop blinking no matter how many times i check the new calls
-People who try to grope you without your permission...

"You are demon spawn"
"So basically you're calling yourself demon spawn?"
"No, I'm calling myself half-demon spawn, since I was spawned of you"
"So then you're insulting my parents?"
"No, it's not their fault that a demon placed his child inside your mother...and I could see through the clever disguise because of my magical powers"

"But I like saying funner, it sounds more better"

"Seriously, this guy is HUGE...he's like seven foot twelve or something....seven foot twelve and five people laugh, alright public school!!"

"You've got guts, I think I'd like to take them out and play with them"

"If at first you don't succeed, get rid of any evidence that you even tried in the first place."

"Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, I wish I did....I do have Harry in a fish tank on my shelf though......"

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action Man, she fakes it with Ken."

"You've been in here for hours, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing something both entertaining and educational"
"Can't you just mastubate like the rest of us?"

"So, who're you gonna call?"
"..."
"That sentence is never going to be usuable again is it?"

"Why would she want to talk about something that makes her act like a human hosepipe?"

"That's not what he said."
"Would you like us to clean out your ears with this?"
"Or any other part of your body, really we're not fussy about where we stick this"

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?
Anywhere else and it would've been a teethbrush

"It says here in the arrest report that you approached two little girls and asked them to help you find your lost kitten. Where'd you ask them to look, in your pants?"

"Doing something I can't pronounce..."

"You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?"

"Does this mean we aren't friends anymore? Why, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend...I just don't think I could bear it"

"You're so drunk you can't shoot straight. In fact...you're probably seeing double..."
"I have two guns..one for the each of ya"

"Have you ever seen anything like that before?"
"Hell, I ain't never even heard of anything like that before..."

"Wyatt, do you believe in God?"
"Yeah...maybe...I don't know..."
"Well, what do you think happens when you die?"
"Something...Nothing...Hell, I don't know..."
"I was reading this book, on Spiritualism. It said that some people, when they die and go to heaven, they see a light, like in a tunnel..."
"Yeah? Well, what about hell...they got a sign there or what?"

-Tombstone is the best movie about the old west or Wyatt Earp ever made...

Trivial Things One Must Do So Your Life Is Complete:
A. You must see the dancing panda
B. You must play Fling the Cow
C. You must participate in a ketchup and mustard war
D. You must ride a donkey
E. You must see James Marsters with no shirt.
F. You must play Poke the Penguin
G. You must do the Cucumber Dance
H. You must play Orisinal Games
I. You must frolic in the snow
J. You must listen to "Octopus's Garden"
K. You must buy a Batman shirt
L. You must watch Buffy the Musical
M. You must see Cowboy Bebop the Movie
N. You must watch The Return of Ganondorf

What to do if a mad gunman comes into your room to kill you:
1:Stop.
2:Drop.
3:Roll.
This may not seem helpful at the time but it will destract the man enough so that you can either:
1:Kick him in the knees, OR
2:Kick him in the crotch.
This will give you the opportunity to jump out the window.
NOTE: Do not attempt this if not on the ground floor.

“I’ve given it a name. That fern, right there.” I announced, pointing to the plant again. “Its name is Fredrick. Please, it likes Fredrick, so call it that. Maybe it won’t die if you call it Fredrick.”

“Do you see him talking to that plant? Who does he think he is, the Horse Whisperer?”
“Plants have nothing to do with the Horse Whisperer. Hence the horse part, you idiot.”

"Who needs friends when you're hot?"

"What is that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head?"

"Is everyone here very stoned?"

"This is my picture of me stabbing James Van Der Beek. I like having that picture around because...well, he just needed to be stabbed..."

"Well, Aaron couldn't kick his own ass"

"When my hair gets in the way of me going to the bathroom, then I'll cut it"

"Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity"

"Although yesterday, in lunch, I pointed to an enchilada and it blew up"
"I hate when that happens!"

"I bet you're just loving this"
"Loving this? I don't even know what's going on, I was just making soup"

"Anyway..He's dead now, bye-bye"

"You shouldn't've incurred the wrath of Sporky-Dorky!"

"I want you in the worst way....Standing up in a hammock"

"Lunacy. Pure lunacy. Not for children, homophobes, Christians, fans of Sailor Moon, or sheep"


"It’ll will be really funny if someone reviews me saying “what the hell do you think youre writing you idiot that doesnt happen youre a idiot stupid jerk”, especially if it’s exactly like that."

"It's like hell, el and boy-el all in one!"

"If I say no, would that be rape or forced rescue?"

"The only thing he didn't bruise were his eyebrows"

"Well, it's been great knowing you"
"Oh...shut up"

"No symptoms? You sure?"
"If I do get anything I'll be sure to share it with you"

"My mom wanted me to be an accountant but no, I had to become a musho gundam..."

"Do you remember me?"
"Well that depends on who you are..."

His two best friends and his son are dead...but he isn't truly angry until the bird dies.

"Inuyasha's gonna die, but since Kagome's alive, it's okay, since we all know the show's named after her"

"Tomato, why are they acting like that?"
"...Acting?"

"What is that?"
"That is the stuff that your worst nightmares are made of"
"A bird? Your worst nightmares are made of birds?"

"'And now it's time to answer the age-old question, Do Pigs Live In Trees?'
'I live where you live,
And you live where I live,
And we live where pigs live, in trees!
Yes we all live in trees like pigs! PIGS PIGS PIGS!! HAHAHA!'"

"That's just trash"

"I think it would be best if you work together as friends"
"Friends?? We refer to each other by numbers!"

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
-Irvin S. Cobb

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
-Clarence Darrow

"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to be rid of it."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-Groucho Marx

Life is sexually transmitted

Give a person a fish, they'll eat for a day. Teach that person to use the internet, they won't bother you for weeks

Some people are like slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal

How is it one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to light a barbecue?

"Don't give me that art of war crap, and you - you take to long to take a shit!"

"Soon you'll have a girlfriend who's a demon and an assistant who's dead"

"Die, Planet, Die!"

"I'M A MAN! You can quote me on that"

I have little kid hair. Very randomly...i usually have non-little kid hair... I used the shampoo i used when i was little and now my hair is the same way only brushed
Creepy time trip man...especially weird cause I had to do a pantomime today and act like a first grader...

"You didn't say that, Shakespeare did"
"I didn't say I said it first"

I hate stalkers. Even marginal stalkers are bad. They follow you around and talk to you every chance they get. Not a fun experience really...
Even if they don't follow you around or call you or im you all the time, they can still have stalker feelings for you...those are the worst cause then you can't tell them to stop bothering you because well they aren't forcing themselves on you. Still it is hard to avoid them or tell them you would like them to leave you alone...sometimes...

"That's the way it crumbles...cookie wise"

The Lord of the Rings. As much as I hated the way the book was written, that's how much I love the movie. Even though Liv Tyler shouldn't have been let anywhere near that set, the cast was still perfect...Billy Boyd is the cutest!

Continuing the Pattern:

"Okay, sweetie, can we contact the dead now?"

"Do you think we liked having our bodies tampered with?"

"Why would they go to my game?"
"One would assume, to watch you play."
"But I told them second string never play, they just sit on the bench and rot."
"Well then one would assume they went to watch you rot."

"I think I'll take this oppourtunity to remove my ears"

"I wouldn't want to be me right now but I don't have a choice"

"Wow, she's amazing!"
"And the fact that he's substandard doesn't help him much"

"I think there should be prostitutes for the handicapped"
"Yeah, every hooker has to have a ramp"

The best way to get someone to leave you alone on aim is to just type a butt. Whatever they say, respond with (__Y__)

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
-Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
-Mae West

"She's a peacock in everything but beauty."
-Oscar Wilde

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
-Billy Wilder

I've been cut off for so long...no usable phones or computers...I don't even remember how to type...oh wait I'm typing now but am I even typing correctly...yeah I'm sure I am...you're supposed to use your elbows right?

"I'm sorry I can't knead your dough, but I don't know how"

According to my zodiac sign, I'm a spiritual, schitzo chameleon fish with lush happy time made-up play worlds that likes to make delicious treats for my lover

"Well excuse me Mr.Hot Pants but this isn't exactly a fashion show."

I hate people who don't tell you how they feel about you. That is so stupid! Who cares if you are rejected! If you are then obviously it's not meant to be and there are like a billion other people out there.
In conclusion: Life is short. Don't be a pansy.

The saddest testament to what our world is coming to:
Mattel has come out with Ghetto Fabulous Barbie dolls

Psychotic Random Thought of the Day:
Why is it that no one ever tells someone when they smell bad? I'm not saying I do I just wonder why...I mean if I smell bad tell me so I can fix it...I won't be angry or embarrassed but I will if I hear someone else talking about it....

I feel hungover...


It sucks...

I didn't even drink anything so that's very unfair...

Chicken Calzone!!!

Those are the magic sleep stealing words. I operated for over a day on four hours sleep because Erica randomly shouted that in her sleep...I ran out of sleep...how is that possible?

I am the most tired person ever. When I do sleep, it's bad sleep, so when I only sleep a few hours, that's worse sleep.

So I am the most tired person ever.

Britney: "So that's where they got the word"
Me: "Oh yeah. You know where they got picnic? Rednecks used to hang a black person outside then like have lunch by the dead body."
Vanessa: "That doesn't even make sense. Why would they call it a picnic then?"
Me: "Cause they were picking off a nigger*"
Vanessa: "Yeah I so don't believe that."
Britney: "You just like pulled that out of your ass didn't you?"**


*Powdered Chicken's members do not use this word and just had to say it in that story that i so did not make up!
**If this story isn't very funny remember that it was four in the morning and we were seriously acting cracked out

"When you grow up around debt you really learn that it's not very fun. I mean my dad owes money to Sears...and that's just kind of embarrassing..."

For those of you that are uninformed of me, Miscellaneous is my website. Currently the homepage is pink and fluffy so i made an alternative, it being purple and disturbing...
Enjoy and sign my guestbook!

"Because the lion represents God. And somehow a barn is a metaphor for death...like if you're in the barn you're dead...and then the lion ended the world and...no i still can't get past that barn thing..."

"More information for you regarding Scorpion. Meet me at 4-52-8 in Chinatown if you know what's good for your friend."
"I have a friend?"

"Yuk, there's blood all over the money...Oh well."

"Ohh she's wearing real silk and real diamonds! Who did you do and can you introduce me?"

-Shooting Star Bebop Manga has the greatest quotes!

You know what I realized? Of course you don't...if you did you wouldn't be reading this...Anyway...Most of my guy friends* are either very girly or very perverted...I'm not sure what this says about me but it is really weird...

*Most not all. If you are one of my guy friends and are reading this, I'd think you would know which, if either you are...

Also, have you ever noticed that if a girl hangs out with guys (and isn't manly), she's labeled a slut...and if a guy hangs out with only girls and isn't dating one or crushing on one, he's labeled gay? Well, he usually is, but that is so not the point...

My layout got screwy...the adorable pawprints showed up as two people i have never met...kinda scary...
Whoever did that is mean...Powdered Chicken is poor and if it wasn't then it would have it's own domain and the like...

If you have ever watched Sailor Moon play my Sailor Moon Drinking Game!*
If not don't bother...you wouldn't get it anyway...






*Powdered Chicken and all of it's members do not condone alcohol intake. We advise you to drink soda instead.

"Politics is showbusiness for ugly people."

Too many quotes. I'm going to quit putting so many up at once.
I hate school. I should be out. Yesterday. Not just saying that either. If I hadn't moved, the 20th would've been my last day. Instead, it's the Sixth. Of June.
Oh well, at least I have my health.
Except my allergies...and my athsma...okay scratch my health.
I have my friends.
Except that they live in Florida...and I barely know the ones here...okay scratch that as well...
Ummm, I have...a tv? Yes, I have a tv.
There, that's something, isn't it?

"There's some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense."
"Well, actually, that would be one of the five."

"'Danced with' is a pretty loose term. 'Mated with' might be a little closer."

"You're just impressed by any girl that can walk and talk."
"She doesn't have to talk."

"What you just tripped and fell on his lips?"

"I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk."
"You really haven't been dating lately."

"Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!" Today it's, "rain of toads."

"Girls really gotta' have something to go with me."
"Something like a lobotomy?"

"I have had it up to here with you four. What are you doing?"
"Nothing"
"Did I ask you to speak?"
"..."
"Okay, I guess I did."

"I could pretend I'm a high school student."
"..."
"Okay, I am a high school student...but i could also say i'm an elderly dutch woman. And whos to say I'm not if I'm in the Elderly Dutch Woman Chat Room?"

Buffy quotes are fun as well...

I hate stupid people.
Stupid people are worse than drunk people. Especially the ones who don't know they're stupid.
I hate to bring up grammar, everyone makes mistakes, but you really don't need to publish something on the internet before using spell check or even a reasonably intelligent friend.
Older doesn't mean wiser. For example, my english teacher who has a degree in english that makes her a doctor, is dumber than me. She has had more schooling, yes, but I am much more logical and intelligent. This is not cockiness, everyone says so and that thats the reason she hates me. Plus my last English teacher couldn't even spell ma'am.*
There are differences in intelligence levels. No one neccessarily is born smarter, but is more born with an...analytical mind. (You know, you analyze things better than others.)
I am not saying people are stupid, I am saying some are stupider.




*For those who don't know *cough*Mrs.Browne*cough*, there is no e on ma'am. It is ma'am NOT ma'ame.

Johnny Rzeznik is sooooo gorgeous!!

"That's twice he's killed himself."

"I thought green leaks and liver had liver in it."
"It's vegetarian liver and leeks."

"Congratulations on getting 10 million woolongs as bounty! I believe that half of that is mine, you could catch him because of my help.-Ed"
"I hate hackers! I hate hackers and i hate kids!"
"If you let me in your team, i will return to you money.-Ed"
"Should we just go to Earth?"
"I hate women, animals, and kids..."
"Do you like money?-Ed"

"This would never happen if you could use a computer better than some snot-nosed kid."
"Why don't you learn to type, genius?"

"And then we can fix the toilet with our bounty!"
"You know I've already fixed the damn toilet!"
"Then we can even get a brand new toilet and be happy happy flush flush!"

"It's like you two were meant to be together."
"*Sprays with hose* You have to be kidding."
"Yes I was, Spike. But in a way your fates may be tied together."
"And I can't run from fate? That's a dumb thing to say, Jet."


Bebop Manga is the greatest...

"Up close you're a man!"
"Far away, too."

"I don't do drugs, drugs are for cool people."

In life, you can't push an undo button.
You can however, knock someone over the head in the off-chance they'll get amnesia and forget whatever you did that was so bad you need an undo button.

Happy Birthday Britney!!!

BS4eva!

"How can you govern a country that has 200 kinds of cheese?!"

Marine Lance Cpl. Andrew Aviles, 18, Tampa, Fla.

Lance Cpl. Andrew Aviles had put off a full academic scholarship to Florida State University because he felt he had a moral obligation to serve, his family said.

Aviles was killed Monday when an enemy artillery round struck the Amphibious Assault Vehicle in which he was riding. He was a member of the U.S. Marine Corps Reserve assigned to the 4th Assault Amphibian Battalion, 4th Marine Division.

Aviles graduated last year from T.R. Robinson High School, where as a senior he was a class president, cheerleader and a member of the wrestling team. A National Honor Society member, he graduated third in his class and earned a full academic scholarship to FSU, where he planned to study business.

My sister like went to school with this guy, college and high school...He'd like been to my house...This is frickin crazy...

Even if you hate anime This is funny as hell...Check it out.
If you do hate anime, you suck. I'll admit some are worse than a lot of things, but still, Spike is cool and nothing changes that...

Fun Japanese Swear Words!
Bakayarou - Dumbass
Kutabare - Fuck You
Onores - Bastards
Kuso - Shit
Or in any event, that's what I understand them to be...

You all have a right to know the origin of the Powdered Chicken. Well after Carnival, i was tired and hyper at the same time and had never seen Ramen Noodles before. My friend whose house i was at with two other friends gave me a chicken pack. I pulled out the flavor and was confused. After a while i stood up on the couch and sang my song. Leprechaun Carnie was this creepy carnie who had been hitting on us that day.
Now you know...

For the First Official Post of the Powdered Chicken Blog I would like to christen it by Writing the Words to the Powdered Chicken Song:
Powdered Chicken,
Powdered Chicken!
Hot, Sexy Mama Leprechaun Carnie!
-By Me!
(You know you're jealous of my song-writing skills!