"Stop, Drop, and Roll Won't Work in Hell"

Me: "Suck on a penguin....Tasty"
Me: that could be your slogan
Travis: thats always my slogan
Travis: ever since I was 12

Me: that depends on your preference
Ariane: haha
Me: and how long it takes you to die
Ariane: I'll add that as a sidenote
Ariane: like
Me: like adding nuts to a dessert?
Ariane: yes!!
Ariane: some people would never
Ariane: some are allergic
Ariane: but some think it makes it that much better
Ariane: God, we're morbid


"How about a slow bleeding to death with toenail clippers?"