"Yeah, stoners are the only people more boring than Christians. And they both try to convert you!"

"Now I'm constantly thinking about my vagina"

"Oh no, the word vagina does not go on my Facebook"

"Why would I need to hire a FAME kid as a baby sitter?"
"For all of your children of course"
"You mean the ones I've stolen? That is a good point, there are so many"

"In the United States, the Mansion of Bliss game never really took off, despite the fact that "the mansion of bliss" was also used as an admiring term for a woman's breasts"