Britney: i'm young & i love to be young
Me: im free and i love to be free
Britney: to live my life the way that i want
Me: to say and do whatever i please
Britney: bah bah bah
Me: we are so gay
Britney: yeah we really are
Me: we are like a hallway apart and we are typing the first wives club song
Britney: as i hear you fiercely typing away

"WHAT IS THAT?!.....Oh, it's Ryan."

"Oh, hello! I've got a nice dead bird in this box! FWAK"

"Sticks and stones can break my bones, but whips and chains excite me"

["I want a girl named Ryan"
"No cause then she'll be butch-dyke cause I know this girl Ryan and shes like butch-dyke"
"Her name could've been Britney and she'd still be a butch-dyke"
"Yes, but if you're name is Britney then you're going to automatically be girly, but if you're a girl and your name is Ryan, then you're a man"

"I would never date you"
"Why?!"
"Because I couldn't even get a fuck out of you, let alone emotional bullshit. I could understand dating you just to fuck the shit out of you but you won't do that"
"What do you mean by emotional bullshit?"
"Even guys who don't want just fucking don't get any emotional shit either"

"BEST BUY! IT'S OPEN!"
"Oh my God, Best Buy on a Friday Night is like my wet dream"]
-Britney and Vanessa and I