"Are you going to come eat the chicken?"

"Are you coming? Or are you going?
Or are you cumming, and then going?
Or are you cumming and staying?"

"I feel like Keegan's brother"
Blink, Blink
"Because of the pants"
"Perhaps I just don't know your brother well enough to know why..."
"Or maybe you just don't look at his...lower regions..."

"Samantha? Sex? Haha. You wouldn't get it."
"BITCH, what's to get? Penis + Vagina=Sex"
"Yes, but add Samantha in there and the equation cannot be solved... who are we kidding, my dear.. you make everything difficuLt"
"You're so high maintenance that you probably make it harder(no pun intended)"
"See... we're both such bitches at two extremes"
"Well, we did go to CKS"

Travis: pedophillia-the act of having sex with electronic or mechanical objects
Travis: freaky
Me: hm
Me: thats odd
Me: OMEKNGKJFNDDG
Me: CHILDREN ARE ROBOTS
Travis: haha
Travis: there is a differnce in the o and a
Me: ohhh

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