"Perhaps the truth will be known before then"
"Why should it be?"
"He may find it out"
"That old mountebank? He won't find out anything. He's all talk and moustaches"

"I thought he said his new car doesn't have brakes"
"That's never really mattered with Sergey"

"Prithee, milord, but I must fain squat in yon bushes, else I will dampen thy attractive knee"

“You can’t be a successful Dictator and design women’s underclothing. One or the other. Not both.”