~*~Just Wed~*~
|Guy enters kitchen. Woman is rolling a rolling pin back and forth, standing by an island|
"Look, honey, I'm making home-made fruit roll-ups!"
|Shot of rolling pin rolling over an unpeeled banana|
"That's great, but why can't we just buy them?"
"Well they're so expensive...Hey, honey, now that I can cook, will you marry me?"
"...We are married..."
"Oh! |giggle|"
This Replaced Music Videos?

"And that rope of truth what the-"
"Lasso, it's the lasso of truth, remember that."
"Right. Lasso of truth, what the hell?"
"Well I guess, if we were middle-aged southern men, it would have some appeal, but since we're not..."

"We're going to have hamburgers tonight."
"Oh, good."
"How about you, Ariane, would you like a hamburger?"
"No, I don't really like ham."
"..."
"What? I don't.."

"What? She was helping me with a muscle cramp."
"A cramp?...In your pants?"
"What, it's a thing"
A few hours later:
"We've gotta have some kind of late-night activity to keep us busy."
"How's that cramp, Spike? Still bothering you?"
"What? Oh, yeah..."
"Maybe you should put some ice on it."

"Byzantium, that magic, spicy word."

"What is more important that it should go before me?!"
"This." |Holds out banana|
"A BANANA?! This simple piece of fruit should supercede me?!"