"So you like my sister?"
"Uh, I really like your sister, yeah"
"I knew it! Hey Melody!"
"Um, your sister's deaf..."
"Oh. I am drunk"

"Help! I'm in a pickup truck full of psychic cannibals!"

"By the combined crotches of the Vestal Virgins, you look good!"

"Youre so handsome. I bet my real boyfriend's better looking than her fake one"
"Gazoo is a sweet piece of man-meat. I don't know if I can beat that"

"I still have four days. If I pissed from here, it'd reach the sea in four days"
"What kind of proverb is that?"

"By the end of return of the king, Sam is always my favorite character. Before that, I hate him"
"He does get a lot of development"
"I guess juxtaposed to how homosexually useless frodo is, his ruggedness gets bumped a lot in return"

"This fucking town's a fucking cuss;
No fucking trams, no fucking bus;
Nobody cares for fucking us
In fucking Halkirk.

No fucking sport, no fucking games,
No fucking fun. The fucking dames
Won't even give their fucking names
In fucking Halkirk."
-The song of soldiers stationed in Halkirk, Scotland in WWII

"He knew he should be pooh-poohed; but the question was one of the highest importance"
Mr. Dillwyn, Member of Parliament, 1881

"Perhaps even this knowledge could have added little to that exquisite moment, when, unhoped for, she passed close to him, and the fragrant air from her brushed his cheek; and seemed to whisper, 'follow me and be my slave!'"

"Hi!"
"Hi."
"I'm Santa Claus!"
"I'm the Easter Bunny. We'll have lunch"

"Of course this lovely little bubble had to burst. The weather would break, he would show no interest in her professionally or personally, and she’d live in a pokey London bedsit and have no sex for ever and ever."

"I threw off the blanket thankfully-it smelled of what I tried charitably to imagine was goat-and began to dress"