"It makes me happy when it looks like my toothbrush is making out with yours"
"I find it ironic that a man hater is responsible for such a complete murder of feminism; saying that a woman has no control over her choices when she's drunk, but a man does not only changes a good stereotype, it says that men are stronger and better than women. Plus, I feel that her existence in any position of power just set women back twenty years at least"
"You really can't rape a man"
"Bro rape!"