"Up close you're a man!"
"Far away, too."

"I don't do drugs, drugs are for cool people."

In life, you can't push an undo button.
You can however, knock someone over the head in the off-chance they'll get amnesia and forget whatever you did that was so bad you need an undo button.

Happy Birthday Britney!!!

BS4eva!

"How can you govern a country that has 200 kinds of cheese?!"

Marine Lance Cpl. Andrew Aviles, 18, Tampa, Fla.

Lance Cpl. Andrew Aviles had put off a full academic scholarship to Florida State University because he felt he had a moral obligation to serve, his family said.

Aviles was killed Monday when an enemy artillery round struck the Amphibious Assault Vehicle in which he was riding. He was a member of the U.S. Marine Corps Reserve assigned to the 4th Assault Amphibian Battalion, 4th Marine Division.

Aviles graduated last year from T.R. Robinson High School, where as a senior he was a class president, cheerleader and a member of the wrestling team. A National Honor Society member, he graduated third in his class and earned a full academic scholarship to FSU, where he planned to study business.

My sister like went to school with this guy, college and high school...He'd like been to my house...This is frickin crazy...

Even if you hate anime This is funny as hell...Check it out.
If you do hate anime, you suck. I'll admit some are worse than a lot of things, but still, Spike is cool and nothing changes that...

Fun Japanese Swear Words!
Bakayarou - Dumbass
Kutabare - Fuck You
Onores - Bastards
Kuso - Shit
Or in any event, that's what I understand them to be...

You all have a right to know the origin of the Powdered Chicken. Well after Carnival, i was tired and hyper at the same time and had never seen Ramen Noodles before. My friend whose house i was at with two other friends gave me a chicken pack. I pulled out the flavor and was confused. After a while i stood up on the couch and sang my song. Leprechaun Carnie was this creepy carnie who had been hitting on us that day.
Now you know...

For the First Official Post of the Powdered Chicken Blog I would like to christen it by Writing the Words to the Powdered Chicken Song:
Powdered Chicken,
Powdered Chicken!
Hot, Sexy Mama Leprechaun Carnie!
-By Me!
(You know you're jealous of my song-writing skills!