If you have ever watched Sailor Moon play my Sailor Moon Drinking Game!*
If not don't bother...you wouldn't get it anyway...
*Powdered Chicken and all of it's members do not condone alcohol intake. We advise you to drink soda instead.
Wednesday, May 21, 2003
Too many quotes. I'm going to quit putting so many up at once.
I hate school. I should be out. Yesterday. Not just saying that either. If I hadn't moved, the 20th would've been my last day. Instead, it's the Sixth. Of June.
Oh well, at least I have my health.
Except my allergies...and my athsma...okay scratch my health.
I have my friends.
Except that they live in Florida...and I barely know the ones here...okay scratch that as well...
Ummm, I have...a tv? Yes, I have a tv.
There, that's something, isn't it?
I hate school. I should be out. Yesterday. Not just saying that either. If I hadn't moved, the 20th would've been my last day. Instead, it's the Sixth. Of June.
Oh well, at least I have my health.
Except my allergies...and my athsma...okay scratch my health.
I have my friends.
Except that they live in Florida...and I barely know the ones here...okay scratch that as well...
Ummm, I have...a tv? Yes, I have a tv.
There, that's something, isn't it?
Saturday, May 17, 2003
"There's some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense."
"Well, actually, that would be one of the five."
"'Danced with' is a pretty loose term. 'Mated with' might be a little closer."
"You're just impressed by any girl that can walk and talk."
"She doesn't have to talk."
"What you just tripped and fell on his lips?"
"I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk."
"You really haven't been dating lately."
"Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!" Today it's, "rain of toads."
"Girls really gotta' have something to go with me."
"Something like a lobotomy?"
"I have had it up to here with you four. What are you doing?"
"Nothing"
"Did I ask you to speak?"
"..."
"Okay, I guess I did."
"I could pretend I'm a high school student."
"..."
"Okay, I am a high school student...but i could also say i'm an elderly dutch woman. And whos to say I'm not if I'm in the Elderly Dutch Woman Chat Room?"
Buffy quotes are fun as well...
"Well, actually, that would be one of the five."
"'Danced with' is a pretty loose term. 'Mated with' might be a little closer."
"You're just impressed by any girl that can walk and talk."
"She doesn't have to talk."
"What you just tripped and fell on his lips?"
"I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk."
"You really haven't been dating lately."
"Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!" Today it's, "rain of toads."
"Girls really gotta' have something to go with me."
"Something like a lobotomy?"
"I have had it up to here with you four. What are you doing?"
"Nothing"
"Did I ask you to speak?"
"..."
"Okay, I guess I did."
"I could pretend I'm a high school student."
"..."
"Okay, I am a high school student...but i could also say i'm an elderly dutch woman. And whos to say I'm not if I'm in the Elderly Dutch Woman Chat Room?"
Buffy quotes are fun as well...
Friday, May 09, 2003
I hate stupid people.
Stupid people are worse than drunk people. Especially the ones who don't know they're stupid.
I hate to bring up grammar, everyone makes mistakes, but you really don't need to publish something on the internet before using spell check or even a reasonably intelligent friend.
Older doesn't mean wiser. For example, my english teacher who has a degree in english that makes her a doctor, is dumber than me. She has had more schooling, yes, but I am much more logical and intelligent. This is not cockiness, everyone says so and that thats the reason she hates me. Plus my last English teacher couldn't even spell ma'am.*
There are differences in intelligence levels. No one neccessarily is born smarter, but is more born with an...analytical mind. (You know, you analyze things better than others.)
I am not saying people are stupid, I am saying some are stupider.
*For those who don't know *cough*Mrs.Browne*cough*, there is no e on ma'am. It is ma'am NOT ma'ame.
Stupid people are worse than drunk people. Especially the ones who don't know they're stupid.
I hate to bring up grammar, everyone makes mistakes, but you really don't need to publish something on the internet before using spell check or even a reasonably intelligent friend.
Older doesn't mean wiser. For example, my english teacher who has a degree in english that makes her a doctor, is dumber than me. She has had more schooling, yes, but I am much more logical and intelligent. This is not cockiness, everyone says so and that thats the reason she hates me. Plus my last English teacher couldn't even spell ma'am.*
There are differences in intelligence levels. No one neccessarily is born smarter, but is more born with an...analytical mind. (You know, you analyze things better than others.)
I am not saying people are stupid, I am saying some are stupider.
*For those who don't know *cough*Mrs.Browne*cough*, there is no e on ma'am. It is ma'am NOT ma'ame.
Friday, May 02, 2003
"That's twice he's killed himself."
"I thought green leaks and liver had liver in it."
"It's vegetarian liver and leeks."
"Congratulations on getting 10 million woolongs as bounty! I believe that half of that is mine, you could catch him because of my help.-Ed"
"I hate hackers! I hate hackers and i hate kids!"
"If you let me in your team, i will return to you money.-Ed"
"Should we just go to Earth?"
"I hate women, animals, and kids..."
"Do you like money?-Ed"
"This would never happen if you could use a computer better than some snot-nosed kid."
"Why don't you learn to type, genius?"
"And then we can fix the toilet with our bounty!"
"You know I've already fixed the damn toilet!"
"Then we can even get a brand new toilet and be happy happy flush flush!"
"It's like you two were meant to be together."
"*Sprays with hose* You have to be kidding."
"Yes I was, Spike. But in a way your fates may be tied together."
"And I can't run from fate? That's a dumb thing to say, Jet."
Bebop Manga is the greatest...
"I thought green leaks and liver had liver in it."
"It's vegetarian liver and leeks."
"Congratulations on getting 10 million woolongs as bounty! I believe that half of that is mine, you could catch him because of my help.-Ed"
"I hate hackers! I hate hackers and i hate kids!"
"If you let me in your team, i will return to you money.-Ed"
"Should we just go to Earth?"
"I hate women, animals, and kids..."
"Do you like money?-Ed"
"This would never happen if you could use a computer better than some snot-nosed kid."
"Why don't you learn to type, genius?"
"And then we can fix the toilet with our bounty!"
"You know I've already fixed the damn toilet!"
"Then we can even get a brand new toilet and be happy happy flush flush!"
"It's like you two were meant to be together."
"*Sprays with hose* You have to be kidding."
"Yes I was, Spike. But in a way your fates may be tied together."
"And I can't run from fate? That's a dumb thing to say, Jet."
Bebop Manga is the greatest...