"Although yesterday, in lunch, I pointed to an enchilada and it blew up"
"I hate when that happens!"

"I bet you're just loving this"
"Loving this? I don't even know what's going on, I was just making soup"

"Anyway..He's dead now, bye-bye"

"You shouldn't've incurred the wrath of Sporky-Dorky!"

"I want you in the worst way....Standing up in a hammock"

"Lunacy. Pure lunacy. Not for children, homophobes, Christians, fans of Sailor Moon, or sheep"


"It’ll will be really funny if someone reviews me saying “what the hell do you think youre writing you idiot that doesnt happen youre a idiot stupid jerk”, especially if it’s exactly like that."

"It's like hell, el and boy-el all in one!"

"If I say no, would that be rape or forced rescue?"

"The only thing he didn't bruise were his eyebrows"

"Well, it's been great knowing you"
"Oh...shut up"

"No symptoms? You sure?"
"If I do get anything I'll be sure to share it with you"

"My mom wanted me to be an accountant but no, I had to become a musho gundam..."

"Do you remember me?"
"Well that depends on who you are..."

His two best friends and his son are dead...but he isn't truly angry until the bird dies.

"Inuyasha's gonna die, but since Kagome's alive, it's okay, since we all know the show's named after her"

"Tomato, why are they acting like that?"
"...Acting?"

"What is that?"
"That is the stuff that your worst nightmares are made of"
"A bird? Your worst nightmares are made of birds?"

"'And now it's time to answer the age-old question, Do Pigs Live In Trees?'
'I live where you live,
And you live where I live,
And we live where pigs live, in trees!
Yes we all live in trees like pigs! PIGS PIGS PIGS!! HAHAHA!'"

"That's just trash"

"I think it would be best if you work together as friends"
"Friends?? We refer to each other by numbers!"

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
-Irvin S. Cobb

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
-Clarence Darrow

"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to be rid of it."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-Groucho Marx