"If at first you don't succeed, get rid of any evidence that you even tried in the first place."

"Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, I wish I did....I do have Harry in a fish tank on my shelf though......"

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action Man, she fakes it with Ken."

"You've been in here for hours, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing something both entertaining and educational"
"Can't you just mastubate like the rest of us?"

"So, who're you gonna call?"
"..."
"That sentence is never going to be usuable again is it?"