Me: whine whine, moan moan
Ariane: bitch bitch whine emo cry cry ow
Me: yes
Me: we should do this more often
Ariane: hmm
Ariane: yes
Me: grar
Ariane: fraf
Me: meow
Ariane: REOWRARAREWJGKREM
Me: hissssss
Ariane: ffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttt
Me: cough, gag
Ariane: hack hack
Me: groan........
Ariane: whine.............
Me: i dont know about you but i feel better
Ariane: hey
Ariane: me too
Ariane: how rare!

List of Secret Codes to Make Telling People Certain Things Easier
OR
List of Secret Codes for No Purpose but to Confuse the Heck Out of Everyone Else:

1.) The Monkey Flies at Midnight!
-Secretly: The Monkey sits on its ass at noon.
2.) The Turtle Eats Cheese at Midnight!
-Secretly: The Turtle Smokes Weed at Noon.
3.) Wow, those bounty paper towels really are absorbent.
-Secretly: Somebody died.
4.) There's a monkey in my soup.
-Secretly: I'm sick. Damn the flu.
5.) Chicken Calzone!
-Secretly: I'm tired and am now stealing your sleep.
6.) Beef Stew!
-Secretly: I want to wake up, take my sleep.
7.) AHHH THE TAMBOURINES ARE STALKING ME!!!
-Secretly: I'm updating my fanfiction.
8.) I'm stalking the tambourines!
-Secretly: I'm reading fanfiction.
9.)Experience the world of monkey crackers
-Secretly: I think I'm crazy

"He has enemies all right, but they all like him"

"If they tried to rush me, I'd always say I've got only one other speed, and it's slower"

"I don't use any particular method. I'm from the 'Let's pretend' School of Acting"

"She cut off her nipples with garden shears, you call that normal?"

'Qual diavolo ti tocca?' means 'What the hell's wrong?' but literally translated it means 'What devil molests you?'

'Some people say that insanity is a disease and humanity is the cure. But I say that humanity is a disease, and the cure is the constant belief that I am a fish.'

"Why did you say nipples?!"

"Come on, are you gonna pass me or play with yourself?"

Things that are Demon Spawn....
-That dumb girl from French class
-People that consider you for what you look like not what you act like
-People who think that 'funner sounds more better'
-Things that lie in wait on the ground where you have forgotten them and are just waiting for you to trip over them
-My father
-Well, both my parents
-People who say they'll call you back or come over but they never do and you end up wasting a day waiting for that asshole when you could've been having fun with another
-Toonami for playing the same sequence every damn time they show a show and therefore ruining the moment every time I wish death on something
-People who name their twins names that rhyme, because it guarantees that at least half the people that meet them will have trouble distinguishing between them
-Squirrels
-Demon Spawn
-Newgrounds because they just won't load
-Matt's Mom
-And his Dad
-His sister too
-His dog that ate Sergey's piece of pizza
-Tom Cruise thinking he can be a samurai
-Rich people who act like poor people to steal your money
-Tenchi Masaki
-Other random assorted things
-Sluts who pretend to be prudes
-Stalkers
-Mr.Davenport aka Colonel Sanders aka Nazi Santa Claus
-Tremeres, apparently
-Martha Stewart
-White Michael Jackson
-The Whos down in Whoville, especially when they sing that song that no one actually knows the words to
-Blinking Lights that won't stop blinking no matter how many times i check the new calls
-People who try to grope you without your permission...

"You are demon spawn"
"So basically you're calling yourself demon spawn?"
"No, I'm calling myself half-demon spawn, since I was spawned of you"
"So then you're insulting my parents?"
"No, it's not their fault that a demon placed his child inside your mother...and I could see through the clever disguise because of my magical powers"

"But I like saying funner, it sounds more better"

"Seriously, this guy is HUGE...he's like seven foot twelve or something....seven foot twelve and five people laugh, alright public school!!"

"You've got guts, I think I'd like to take them out and play with them"