Doug: So I'm standing there, waiting to use the payphone...
Steve: Seriously, he was.
Doug: When the guy on it, turns around, and tips his hat...like this...
Steve: And WHO do you suppose that guy was?!
Doug: EMILIO ESTEVEZ!
Steve: I swear to god! The mighty duck himself! I was there!
Doug: Of course you were there, you were the one yelling the breakfast lovers name!
Steve: I was like "EMILIO! EMILIO!"
Doug: Oh god if you were only there!
---silence
Both: So....you guys wanna make out...or what?
"Do you like blueburries or strawberries?"
"What?"
"Cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to get you in the morning"
"What are you doing?!"
"Checking your tag...just as I thought...made in heaven"
"Are you retarded?"
"..."
"Because you're a special girl"
Friday, March 26, 2004
"I swear to God, he's going to drive me gay at this rate though"
"I would rather fuck a tree than him and I've never even met an attractive tree"
"There were witnesses who reported youths were taunting the gorilla"
"Why would that make him want to escape and eat a baby?"
"Maybe they insulted his mother"
"My tooth fairy's name was Priscilla"
"Dude, I can like feel the milk"
"She reads, that's why she's so smart"
"What does she read? Ku-ka chu?"
(She was talking about Kodocha)
"Mr.Wood? It says 'Tan Jacket' on the desk"
"I would rather fuck a tree than him and I've never even met an attractive tree"
"There were witnesses who reported youths were taunting the gorilla"
"Why would that make him want to escape and eat a baby?"
"Maybe they insulted his mother"
"My tooth fairy's name was Priscilla"
"Dude, I can like feel the milk"
"She reads, that's why she's so smart"
"What does she read? Ku-ka chu?"
(She was talking about Kodocha)
"Mr.Wood? It says 'Tan Jacket' on the desk"
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
"Samantha! Hey, Samantha, wait up!.....Rose Whip!"'
"Umm you don't spell pants P-A-N-C-E. It's P-A-N-T-S..."
"Can't he use the kaio-ken while he's a super saiyan? Oh, God, that sounded really geeky, didn't it?"
"Did you see Misty yesterday?"
"Misty from Pokemon? She looks the same everyday"
"Well, I actually meant Misty from school..."
"Experience the world of monkey crackers"
"Umm you don't spell pants P-A-N-C-E. It's P-A-N-T-S..."
"Can't he use the kaio-ken while he's a super saiyan? Oh, God, that sounded really geeky, didn't it?"
"Did you see Misty yesterday?"
"Misty from Pokemon? She looks the same everyday"
"Well, I actually meant Misty from school..."
"Experience the world of monkey crackers"
Monday, March 15, 2004
"The Bigger They Come,
The Harder They Brawl"
-I swear that was just on the homepage of Cartoon Network
"And she was carrying around this stuffed beaver from the angry beavers that was like giant"
"Aw, man, I want a really big beaver"
"...What am I the only one who gets the hilarious double meaning?"
The Harder They Brawl"
-I swear that was just on the homepage of Cartoon Network
"And she was carrying around this stuffed beaver from the angry beavers that was like giant"
"Aw, man, I want a really big beaver"
"...What am I the only one who gets the hilarious double meaning?"
Sunday, March 07, 2004
MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!!
A Warning! Answer the questions as you go along.
There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results.
Go down slowly and do each exercise as you scroll down.
Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end.
This is an honest questionnaire that will tell you alot about your true self.
PERSONALITY TEST:
Put the following five animals in the order of your preference.
Write down the animal names (not just the letter)
a. Cow
b. Tiger
c. Sheep
d. Horse
e. Pig
(Stop - finish this question before continuing)
Write one word that describes each one of the following:
Dog
Cat
Rat
Coffee
Sea
(Stop - finish this question before continuing)
Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you)
that you can relate to the following colors (do not repeat your answer twice!)
Name just one person for each color.
Yellow
Orange
Red
White
Green
(Stop - finish this question before continuing)
Finally, write down your favorite number and your favorite
day of the week.
(Stop - finish this question before continuing)
Wish for something you REALLY WANT.
Look at the interpretations below: (but first before
continuing, repeat your wish.)
Item # 1:
This will define your priorities in your life.
Cow Signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY
Item # 2:
Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your PARTNER.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your ENEMIES.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret SEX.
Your description of the Sea implies your own LIFE.
Item # 3:
Yellow: Someone you will never forget
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend
Red: Someone that you really love
White: Your twin soul
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life
Item # 4:
You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite number and your wish will come true on the day that you put.
I think posting qualifies as sending it to eight people.
A Warning! Answer the questions as you go along.
There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results.
Go down slowly and do each exercise as you scroll down.
Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end.
This is an honest questionnaire that will tell you alot about your true self.
PERSONALITY TEST:
Put the following five animals in the order of your preference.
Write down the animal names (not just the letter)
a. Cow
b. Tiger
c. Sheep
d. Horse
e. Pig
(Stop - finish this question before continuing)
Write one word that describes each one of the following:
Dog
Cat
Rat
Coffee
Sea
(Stop - finish this question before continuing)
Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you)
that you can relate to the following colors (do not repeat your answer twice!)
Name just one person for each color.
Yellow
Orange
Red
White
Green
(Stop - finish this question before continuing)
Finally, write down your favorite number and your favorite
day of the week.
(Stop - finish this question before continuing)
Wish for something you REALLY WANT.
Look at the interpretations below: (but first before
continuing, repeat your wish.)
Item # 1:
This will define your priorities in your life.
Cow Signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY
Item # 2:
Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your PARTNER.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your ENEMIES.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret SEX.
Your description of the Sea implies your own LIFE.
Item # 3:
Yellow: Someone you will never forget
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend
Red: Someone that you really love
White: Your twin soul
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life
Item # 4:
You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite number and your wish will come true on the day that you put.
I think posting qualifies as sending it to eight people.