OOOOOOO there is a guy whos really hot and billy is his name-o
B-I-L-L-Y B-I-L-L-Y B-I-L-L-Y
and billy is his name-o!

there are some girls who love him lots and say his name a lot-o
B-I-L-L*clap* B-I-L-L*clap* B-I-L-L*clap*
and billy is his name-o

they say'thank billy' all the time cuz he is their hero
B-I-L*clap clap* B-I-L*clap clap* B-I-L*clap clap*
and billy is his name-o

his freinds are dom, elijah and sean, and even orli-o
B-I-*clap clap clap* B-I-*clap clap clap* B-I-*clap clap clap*
and billy is his name-o

he looks real cute as a hobbit with the hairy feet-o
B-*clap clap clap clap* B-*clap clap clap clap* B-*clap clap clap clap*
and billy is his name-o!

talk about one cute scot and he even likes to sing-o
*clap clap clap clap clap* *clap clap clap clap clap* *clap clap clap clap clap*
AND BILLY IS HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME........O!
-Copyright Shannon

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local
Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a
while,
the lights would turn off.
Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt into
cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?"
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."
"Why not?" the nun asked.
"Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private
parts are covered only by a fig leaf."
"Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way."
So, the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and
she preceded to use the restroom.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping
with music and dancing again.
However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they
applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you
like a drink?"
"But I still don't understand!" said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
statue
is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now how about that
drink?"

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one
with
your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "because the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you
are
thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three
women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the
second
biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is
married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger.
But I like the way you are thinking."
-Thanks to Shannon

"I didnt know running into the wall would hurt as much as it did. But here I am, laying in a pile of my own blood in a coma, hoping that my faithful penguin sends for help. Last time this happened the penguin just called me a pussy, took my shoes, and went to see "The Mask." To this day I still dont know if he liked it, and whenever I ask he just calls me a fag and throws ice cubes at me"

"Well, we both had a hard time trying to realize sex in a museum was prohibited"

"I don't understand why they don't just pick one; if you like apples, eat an apple, if you like oranges, peel an orange"

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"

"Travis is too hotter than the son of God"

Me: oh righty-oh
Leafy: fighty-oh
Me: um'
Leafy: bacon?
Me: popcorn?
Leafy: toaster strudle?
Me: tomato soup?
Leafy: laffy taffy?
Me: grilled cheese?
Leafy: french toast?
Me: spoon?
Leafy: machete?
Me: grocery list?
Leafy: destructo disk?
Me: kaio ken?
Leafy: galik gun!?
Me: ka?
Leafy: BOOM!
Me: me?
Leafy: idunno.....
Leafy: if you want to

"Who're you callin' moron, pacifier junkie?!"

"Either get out of the way or in the way"

"Keegan, is this your house or something?"

"Cookie got lost. Thankfully you found Cookie three days later."

"Cookie got sick and died."
"Cookie got sick and died."
"Cookie got sick and died."

We played three times and Cookie died every time.
Guess Cookie just can't fulfill his Manifest Destiny.

"Damnit, Olivia, you got sperm on my kitchen floor"

"Um, excuse me, but there's sperm in my sandwich"
"Get away, you dumb kid"

"How did you get sperm in my sandwich?"

"Oh my Jack, my toes are drunk!"

Sing it on this my anniversary:
Powdered Chicken,
Powdered Chicken,
Hot Sexy Mama, Leprechaun Carnie.

"But seriously, there should be a sign...like...your toenails turn purple...
Then you'd get nail polish and know when to bring tampons"

Attention Girls:
Ariane Says:
"Grasp your ovaries!"
(Since, you know, we don't have balls to rely on)

"We are the Walri"

"My psychic powers are really just psychic nausea"

"You can take my freedom, but you'll never take my balls!"

"That won't be half as funny when I stab you in the eye"

Quality French Conversations That Totally Conceal That I Took Far Less Than the Required Bouts of French:

Me: i think he's crack kitty, but maybe its me
Ariane: haha le cocain chat
Me: oui
Ariane: je suis francais
Me: je ne sais pas francais
je sais "Puis-je alle aux toilettes?"
je sais "oui et ici"
Ariane: haha super
Me: je sais "je sais"
Ariane: tu francais es tres powerful
Me: non, je suck. tu rock
Ariane: non et non...mon francais es lame
Me: oh by the way, Je t'aime = i love you or i like you...confusing, n'est pas?
Ariane: ah oui
Me: ou sont alle les dinosaures?
Ariane: JE SUIS LES DINOSAURES
Me: ou est le sud?
Ariane: .........thar
Me: ah, oui. merci, je sais maintenant

Me: you told me to
Olivia: no i didnt
Me: yeah you did
Olivia: no
Me: yes
Olivia: not really
Me: oui tu did
Olivia: your french is awesome
Me: oui oui je sais
Olivia: mais, non, je ne did pas
Me: hai tu did
Olivia: non!
Me: oui!
Olivia: tu as tres mal memory
Me: oui, well, tu as...un monkey en ton soupe