"You know the old saying: you win some, you lose some. And then there’s that little-known third category. But I didn’t come here tonight to talk about the past. After all, I don’t want you to think that I lie awake at night counting and recounting sheep."
--Al Gore is Silly
"A ponytailed man standing next to us confirmed the event, saying, 'I do believe the President of the U.S. just gave you boys the finger.'"
--Best EVAR

"Comoninouttalarane"
"What?"
"Comoninouttalarane"
"What?"
"Naugh!!"
"What?"
"Crackas."
"YES"
-Gremlin Black Lady Who Lives in a Car
 
"I don't think we should cause, you know, I don't want to get raped."
"Why?"
"......Well, it doesn't seem fun. It doesn't sound like it would be a happy good time"
-Riri is silly

Ariane: I got confused for a sex
Ariane: *sec
Me: youre always doing things for a sex