"Move like an owl"
"How many SAs does it take to fix a stereo?"
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
"So we were going to bed and I'm just lying there and then I start hearing noises...like condom noises, like the snap and then some squishy noises...and then she starts moaning and there is no way he was that good...no wonder he likes her so much"
"You hear stuff about being sexiled but you never think it will happen to you"
"You hear stuff about being sexiled but you never think it will happen to you"
Friday, August 18, 2006
Thursday, August 17, 2006
“Cow bridge!”
“I should walk you to your door, it’s like twelve thirty”
“What you think I’m going to get raped from like here to there?”
“Bro raped”
“…I really like women better than men; they are braver, one can be more frank with them.”
“Ah, yes, but you never have anything to do with them!”
“I? What am I doing but talking perfectly sincerely to a woman at this moment?”
“Yes, talking…”
“And what more could I do if you were a man, than talk perfectly sincerely to you?”
“Nothing perhaps. But a woman…”
“A woman wants you to like her and talk to her, and at the same time love her and desire her; and it seems to me the two things should be mutually exclusive.”
“But they shouldn’t be!”
“No doubt that water ought not to be as wet as it is; it overdoes it in wetness. But there it is! I like women and talk to them, and therefore don’t love them and desire them. The two things don’t happen at the same time in me.”
“I think they ought to.”
“All right. The fact that things ought to be something else than what they are, is not my department.”
“Do you like me?”
“Very much! And you see there’s no question of kissing between us, is there?”
“None at all! But oughtn’t there to be?”
“Why, in God’s name? I like Clifford, but what would you say if I went and kissed him?”
“But isn’t there a difference?”
“Where does it lie, as far as we’re concerned? We’re all intelligent human beings, and the male and female business is in abeyance. Just in abeyance.”
“If they be not nice to me
What care I how nice they be?”
“There speaks the lascivious Celt”
“Lascivious! Well, why not-? I can’t see I do a woman any more harm by sleeping with her than by dancing with her…or even talking to her about the weather. It’s just an interchange of sensations instead of ideas, so why not?”
“Be as promiscuous as the rabbits!”
“Why not? What’s wrong with rabbits?”
“I should walk you to your door, it’s like twelve thirty”
“What you think I’m going to get raped from like here to there?”
“Bro raped”
“…I really like women better than men; they are braver, one can be more frank with them.”
“Ah, yes, but you never have anything to do with them!”
“I? What am I doing but talking perfectly sincerely to a woman at this moment?”
“Yes, talking…”
“And what more could I do if you were a man, than talk perfectly sincerely to you?”
“Nothing perhaps. But a woman…”
“A woman wants you to like her and talk to her, and at the same time love her and desire her; and it seems to me the two things should be mutually exclusive.”
“But they shouldn’t be!”
“No doubt that water ought not to be as wet as it is; it overdoes it in wetness. But there it is! I like women and talk to them, and therefore don’t love them and desire them. The two things don’t happen at the same time in me.”
“I think they ought to.”
“All right. The fact that things ought to be something else than what they are, is not my department.”
“Do you like me?”
“Very much! And you see there’s no question of kissing between us, is there?”
“None at all! But oughtn’t there to be?”
“Why, in God’s name? I like Clifford, but what would you say if I went and kissed him?”
“But isn’t there a difference?”
“Where does it lie, as far as we’re concerned? We’re all intelligent human beings, and the male and female business is in abeyance. Just in abeyance.”
“If they be not nice to me
What care I how nice they be?”
“There speaks the lascivious Celt”
“Lascivious! Well, why not-? I can’t see I do a woman any more harm by sleeping with her than by dancing with her…or even talking to her about the weather. It’s just an interchange of sensations instead of ideas, so why not?”
“Be as promiscuous as the rabbits!”
“Why not? What’s wrong with rabbits?”