"But the evidence adduced so far is sparse, and judgement on the swinging Victorians must be suspended"

"What's the word for breaking something in by having sex on it?....Christened! It was christened that weekend"

"You're right; but just as fame wouldn't have come my way if I were from Seriphos, so I wouldn't come your way if you were from Athens"

"I want to live and I want to love and I want to catch something I might be ashamed of"

"I am Goldcrest! The one and only legendary COCK of the NORTH"

Whistle
"That sounded just like a canary!"
"I'm an only child"

"So is the fourth quarter the last one?....Oh...just kidding..."

"I notice a distinct lack of information on how your midterm went, but we'll let that pass for now"

"Ashlyn, you're such a shade! Shadar! Beep, beep, beep!"

"The centuries-old tradition in which people speaking in tongues had challenged the validity of Catholic doctrine was thus obstensibly set aside"
"Somebody missed that memo"

"Hey, did I say boulet on?"

"I don't like to see babies look creepy...I have babies..."