"There was this creepy old guy like half stalking me...and I swear he had scabies or something..."
"Wow, Scabies Man and Krabs...what a superhero team"

"What's in my pocket?"
"Is it Scabies Man?"

"Clearly a cat could not defeat Voldemort"

"Catholics are very loving...the Vatican is shaped like a hug!"

"Groining is quite the bonding activity"

"Do you know my middle name?"
"What does it start with?"
"M"
"REGINALD"
"Because that so starts with an 'm' now"
"It's a silent m..."
"Mreginald?"

"Can I sit on your bed?"
"Oh, do you want me to move off of yours?"
"No, it's cool, I never sit here"
"Yeah, people don't often conjugate on my bed"
"....conjugate, eh?"
"Congregate. I said congregate"