"Clitherow herself had performed this equivalence in a practice which she (and Mush after her) termed 'her pilgrimage'."

"C'mon, Vinnie, you know you want a hunk of meat"

"Those are the things that I eat
You forgot the souls"

"I found a fetus in the toilet"

"Oh, Roly, you're always hungry..."

"Anyways, he should totally cum...I mean....come to our next party"

"No institution that regularly appoints its officials for other reasons than their real fitness for the job can do anything but decline"

"All right, one thousand, but she'd better fuck him like Helen of Troy with her ass on fire, or I'll know about it"

"How was he then?"
"Like bull"

"That's just the way things are when you're stupid"

"I wish my pussy could break someone's nose"

"How does it feel to have someone throw up on your soul?"

"I'm a person activist"

"And malaria's like 'RAWR'"

"What was that woman talking to you about?"
"She was telling me how to use the masturbation pony"

"Since when is there a 'y' in panda?"

"I wondered if there was something wrong with me because it was real easy for me to lie, even to a pack of religious people on Sunday morning"

"Sarah mentioned that you were burning the midnight oil down there and tearing through the courses like Coach Gordon in a buffet line. Be careful and dont burn out; many great things are expected of you (Goal #1 Rule the World, Goal #2 Give Coach Betts a better job.....)"

"I thought that baby was cotton candy...I was like 'Where did that man get such a big thing of cotton candy?...Oh, it's his baby'..."