“Obviously you will be having the filter installed between your brain and your mouth next week"
"Look at that woman"
"Is she dusting the fake trees?....They are fake, right?"
"I assume/hope so...she's more attacking it than dusting it"
"Is she pruning the fake trees?!"
"That is definitely what it looks like"
"Does she even work here?"
"Oh crazy plant lady...I love Emory"