Saturday, January 26, 2008

"She was already known as the witch of Withersedge"
"Why?"
"Oh she grew herbs or something"

"Shifty treacherous double dealing vile little bastard"

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

"I knew you'd know where Hooters is. That's not a lesbian joke"
"Well, I don't like chicken so it actually had to be"

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

"What is the difference between revolving and rotating?....Well, take for example the old guns that cowboys carry around"
"Revolvers"
"Right. Well, what should they more accurately be called? Rotators. The gun does not revolve around the cowboy"

"In the ninth century St.Anslem of Canterbury had argued that Adam and Eve's disobedience towards God had been transmitted to their descendants, and that God, according to justice, could not cease to be offended until compensation had been paid. Thus, man owed a debt of restitution to God which could not be paid because man had nothing to offer which was not God's. Only God could satisfy the debt, but since the satisfaction was owed by man, it could only be made by someone who was both God and man, and this was Christ, who redeemed the debt for men through his sacrafice, thus restoring them to favour"