"I haven't seen you in so long, but I've seriously been expecting you to just pop out of a tree or slither out from under my bed in the near future... Agh, you already know I miss you an obnoxiously large amount!I need your address(es), so I can send you stale crumpets that you can use in England :) Yes."

"Naptime!"
"Silly, but it's not a nap if we're sleeping"

"Pishposh"
"Caramel corn"

"I have now been intimate with a cockatoo. Something else to cross off my list"