"Ew, I don't want them having sex on my finger!"
"Did something happen at the Emmys?"
"Yeah, I lost"
"Did you...did you flip off the winners of Extreme Home Makeover and tell them to 'suck your dick'?"
"Don't you think that Ann Coulter is like the naughty poster girl of all those old conservative dudes? Like when Rumsfield's beating off he's like 'Yeahh suck it, Ann' And you know Cheney's like 'Yeah, teabag that shit Ann'"
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
"In case you didn't know the ? implies threesome"
"I'd give you a hug, but I have no pants on!"
"If my deepest, darkest despair had choreography, THIS would be it."
"They're all like, 'NO PRE-MARITAL HAND-HOLDING!'"
"You Trollop!"
"...of daisy."
"Thats Dollop!!"
"I don't give a damn if the bitch look like flava-flav"
"I was just sitting there and out of nowhere my vagina fell asleep, it was so weird. Wait is that normal?"
“Can you explain the phenomenon of using public restrooms as a meeting place for sex?"
"Sure, but first of all, let’s make clear that this isn’t gay sex, ok; this is sex between men who want to have sex with other men.”
"I'd give you a hug, but I have no pants on!"
"If my deepest, darkest despair had choreography, THIS would be it."
"They're all like, 'NO PRE-MARITAL HAND-HOLDING!'"
"You Trollop!"
"...of daisy."
"Thats Dollop!!"
"I don't give a damn if the bitch look like flava-flav"
"I was just sitting there and out of nowhere my vagina fell asleep, it was so weird. Wait is that normal?"
“Can you explain the phenomenon of using public restrooms as a meeting place for sex?"
"Sure, but first of all, let’s make clear that this isn’t gay sex, ok; this is sex between men who want to have sex with other men.”