"Oh yeah? You and what army?"
"Never ask that question, Speedy"

"Few things are more satisfying than steel wool, but I can tell you that kissing you is one of them"

"There are now three rules: Don't die, something to do with armpits, and no nom nom nom-ing of kittens"
"'Something to do with armpits', I don't think that's one you should write on the stone tablet"

"There are often babies"

"I spent four hours screwing the floor today"

"You may as well ask penguins to ponder nuclear physics"