"I have no doubt in the world of his being a lunatic: for I had filled up the necessary certificates ten days previous to this"

"I rarely find motive in bird vomit"

"Black girls make the best cheese"

"Oh, goodness, no. He is a surly bastard if ever there was one, though he does make a good banana daiquiri."
"You're kidding!"
"Of course I am, dear. There's no such thing as a good banana daiquiri."