"I'm hungry so I'm gonna go get some food"
"Way to follow your biological urges"
"Well, you said PETA and I got hungry"

"You will be screwed and I mean that literally. You'll be dead"
"I guess I've been doing it wrong..."

"So the definition of insanity is in fact computer"

"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?"

"It says 'What makes foolish man think I speak Chinese?'"
"I thought you were half Chinese"
"And I think your ancestors were Swedish. Let's hear some Swedish"