"Youre so handsome. I bet my real boyfriend's better looking than her fake one"
"Gazoo is a sweet piece of man-meat. I don't know if I can beat that"

"I still have four days. If I pissed from here, it'd reach the sea in four days"
"What kind of proverb is that?"

"By the end of return of the king, Sam is always my favorite character. Before that, I hate him"
"He does get a lot of development"
"I guess juxtaposed to how homosexually useless frodo is, his ruggedness gets bumped a lot in return"